- Money is not everything. There’s always MasterCard and Visa.
- One should love animals. They are so tasty.
- Save water. Go shower with your girlfriend/boyfriend.
- Love the neighbour. But do not get caught.
- Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
- The wise never marry. When they do, they become otherwise.
- Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
- Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
- Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
- Your future depends on your dream. So go to sleep.
- A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
- The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
I’m falling asleep now… Good nite folks! ^.~